The Recovering Choir Director

A reader of Fr. Zuhlsdorf’s blog chimes in with a question about whether to sit or stand at the singing of the Sequence in the Ordinary Form Mass:

Should the congregation STAND or SIT for the singing of the Sequence on Easter and Pentecost? At my church the cantor asked for people to remain seated for the Sequence. One of the priests said that was wrong, that the congregation should stand. Which is Correct?

Which prompted this request from Fr. Z:

In the meantime, perhaps our WDTPRS parody song writer can come up with the answer… musically.

Three parodies (and counting?) are there for your review in the comments; while none of them give an answer musically, they’re amusing in their own right.