The Recovering Choir Director

From one of my choir directors. Probably seen all over the Internet already, but anyway…

Three notes walk into a bar—a G, an Eb, and a C. The bartender looks up and says “We don’t serve minors.” So the Eb leaves and the other two have a fifth between them. After a few drinks, the G was out flat, and the experience was diminished.

Eventually, the C sobers up, sees one of his friends missing, the other one passed out, and realizes to his horror that he’s under “a rest”. C was brought to trial, found guilty and convicted of contributing to the diminution of a minor and was sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at the Paul Williams/Neil Sedaka Correctional Facility.