"What Would Jesus Do?*"

*But more important, what were Jesus’ fitness secrets? If you were one of the growing millions of Americans living in the multimillion-dollar Christian alternaculture—in which everything in mainstream culture gets cloned and then bleached of “sinful” content—you’d know.

So begins a September 2002 article by Walter Kirn of Gentleman’s Quarterly on mass-marketed Christianity™.

[Via Rosa Mystica, whose comments echo my point of view on the matter.]

Some of the topics covered by Kirn are also touched by John Allen in his August 22 Word from Rome.

[Via Summa Contra Mundum.]

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For Jesus’ fitness secrets, one need not go to the evangelical yuppies. All one need do is watch that lovely display of Catholic/post-Catholic spoofery, the motion picture Dogma, where the soi-disant thirteenth (black) apostle, Rufus, says:

“Yeah, we walked everywhere. Have you ever seen a fat apostle?”-


Oh, come on now; my joke posted on 8/26 wasn’t that bad. At least someone can change the subject.


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